Six Word Stories – Results

Can you drown in six words (6)? I’m at the point that almost everything I say is a six word story. I’m sure it drives people nuts (6). Anyhow, I’ve gathered those that have garnered the most likes on various websites and posted them to my Instagram account. Duh duh duh, here are the top…

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Six Word Story Competition

Recently I opened an Instagram account, mainly to show my poetry, six and ten word stories. Meh, some of them did well, some of them suck nuts. A friend of mine took notice and started submitting six word stories for my review. We went bonkers with them. We are now in a cut-throat competition to…

Slut Shaming Sluts

Look, you don’t want to be slut shamed? Don’t be a damned slut! I’ve been told that slut shaming is wrong. Women should be allowed to have indiscriminate sex with multiple partners without church goers like me looking down on them. Oh, ok, damn, did I f*ck up again? Silly, lily white me. So a…

Five Things I Learned This Week

1. If you have an abortion, you are exactly the same as Hitler. Yep, killing one baby is exactly the same as 42 million. Yep, because one dollar and 42 million dollars are the same. 2. Pro-life people will threaten you with death just because you support abortion. Yep, so true, my support of a…

Pinterest Wrecked My Life

Pinterest wrecked my life, it did, true story. From the end of February until now, I’ve lost most (all) of my traffic. Does anyone know what the hell happened? PS: mason jar salads are disgusting and I can’t make anything out of an old skid.

Ain’t No Sunshine When He’s Gone

It was the worst day of my life. There was no smell of coffee greeting me at the top of the stairs. There was no coffee waiting for me on the table. In the kitchen, there was no coffee brewing, there was no coffee at all. The darkest, saddest and coldest day of my life.…

This Is What Anxiety Feels Like

Every day I stand at my mirror. I don’t have anxiety, I’m fine. Flips hair, I am just fine. Every day I get in my car. I’m fine, I am just fine. Is that a snowflake? My stomach tightens. Does that car want over here? My mouth gets dry. Does that truck see me? My…

My Ugly Dress

Is it ok that you don’t like my dress? We can still be friends, right? No? So I bought this “cute” orange dress and learned some of my friends think it’s fugly. They were with me when I bought it and said nothing at the time. They created signs, hats and costumes to protest my…

She’s The One Who Died

Don’t grieve for her lost child. She’s the one who died. Don’t tell her the pain is too much to bear. She’s the one who died. Don’t tell her there will be others. She’s the one who died. Don’t say it. she can’t hear. Because she’s the one who died.