Why It’s Your Fault Your Child Is Being Bullied

I had a friend, she was super weird. She had a son, he was super weird too. His weirdness wasn’t his fault, it was hers. He had a very strong personality and she gave in far too often. Some of the stuff she gave in on was ridiculous. If he didn’t want to walk, well…

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Wrinkle Free Sheets

I heard an ad today for wrinkle free sheets and damn, I am so excited. For the low price of 99.99, I can finally have sheets that won’t wrinkle as I roll around having menopause fueled nightmares. Isn’t this just everyone’s dream come true? A frickin dream come true. Having wrinkled sheets has always been…

New Bloggers Suck

My pal suggested I start writing my rants on my blog rather than my Facebook page. Could be because she’s sick of reading my Facebook page, or secretly wants my blog to tank. Joke is on her, my blog tanked in February. Thanks Pinterest, thanks for nothing. I’ve noticed there are a lot of new…

So You Care About Suicide

Do you? Facebook says “someone is always listening” but no one has answered their phone in ten years. Shall I text you then? “I’m thinking of killing myself.” Will you roll your eyes and think “god, this bitch so dramatic.” I’ll come to your house? Well, you won’t answer the door because your house is…

Ready To Be Called A Bitch??

I wasn’t, but I started blogging anyway. My first year was spent in tears. My first viral post was quickly deleted. The first time I was called a bitch, I stopped blogging for three months. Once you’re called a bitch, it’s all over. You’re done. Your readers think you’re a bitch and you can’t erase…

Five Reasons Dogs Are Not People

So yesterday I spent a good five hours in a heated conversation (with lunatics) about how I must be an animal abuser for calling a dog a dog. Look, I called it a dog because it’s a dog, not for any other reason. Loving an animal as much as a human does not make it…