Welcome

As my blog has taken a complete turn and taking me to new places that tend to not make sense, I’ve decided to add some information for new readers.

Hi, new readers!!!

1. I hope you are able to appreciate satire, irony and sarcasm. I want you to leave here thinking “wow, she’s allowed to just walk around freely? That’s insane.” Just because you didn’t think it was funny, doesn’t take away from my attempt to be funny. I don’t think all of you are funny either.

2. If you are looking for some easy, “basket of kittens” style blog post, look no further, you will LOVE it here, I talk about rainbows and kitties (wait, is that titties?) all day long. (See item 1)

3. If you are hoping to use my tips on dating to meet someone special… Hang. on. let me stop you right there, I have been alone forever. If you want tips on toothbrush masturbating? Pick me, pick me!!!

4. If you think you are perfect, you probably are. Stay away from me; I hear that shit’s catchy. If I wake up perfect because of you, I’m going to be mad.

5. If you really hate the blog that much, feel free to yell at me here. My comment box is called that for a reason. At least one of my personalities is fueled by your anger and hostility. I used to be angry and hostile too, good times. It’s exhausting; even without the perfectly homeschooled children.

PS so you know, I am thrilled by those who spend their time on my blog. If they are getting angry or thinking or laughing, I love and welcome all of it. Always continue to “yell at me here.”

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29 thoughts on “Welcome

  1. “At least one of my personalities is fueled by your anger and hostility. I used to be angry and hostile too, good times. It’s exhausting; even without the perfectly homeschooled children.”
    So I’m reading this and I’m thinking, “Keep your mouth shut. Jonah. You’re treading in the deep water here. She’ll eat you alive and spit out the pieces”. But you seem to be British, (‘humor’ vs ‘humour’, and all) and I’m in Los Angeles (unless you in the Pub scene in Santa Monica so I’m probably safe… … …anyway, where was I?
    Oh, right! I’m lost in your anger. I know, all comics are angry about something. But usually their comic persona is not the primary one. Don Rickles doesn’t get up in the morning and do his ‘shtick’. He kisses his wife, goes to the bathroom, reads the newspaper, you know.
    So here’s my question(s). What’s your COMPLETE persona like? Or, who are you? I’d really, REALLY like to know.
    With great love and affection, from one comic to another,
    Jonah Steinhaus
    (AKA Pagliacci)

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  2. Dear Blogger:
    I am recently nominated for The Liebster Award. I have chosen to accept the award and to do what is required. One requirement is to “pay it forward”: to nominate other bloggers. So I have chosen to nominate you for this award whose purpose is “mainly a fun way for bloggers to encourage each other, and partake in the fun of blogging,” says the WP Support Staff.

    I do hope you will consider participating in the project. Thanks. If you want to read my project completion, look at my recent blog posting: “‘And the Award Goes to…’: My Liebster Award”
    http://memoriesofatime.com/2016/04/02/and-the-award-goes-to-my-liebster-award/

    Here is the information you will need to complete your tasks if you decide to accept. Good luck. (I have also included a link to a blogger’s page that helped me better understand the formalities; it came from the WP Support Staff: “The Liebster award is not managed by WordPress.com, but here’s a post from a blogger describing how you can take part in that.”):
    http://wordingwell.com/the-liebster-award-the-official-rules-my-first-blog-award-and-a-few-personal-secrets-revealed/

    The “Official” Rules of the Liebster Award

    If you have been nominated for The Liebster Award AND YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, write a blog post about the Liebster award in which you:
    1. thank the person who nominated you, and post a link to their blog on your blog.
    2. display the award on your blog–by including it in your post and/or displaying it using a “widget” or a “gadget.” (Note that the best way to do this is to save the image to your own computer and then upload it to your blog post.)
    3. answer 11 questions about yourself, which will be provided to you by the person who nominated you.
    4. provide 11 random facts about yourself.
    5. nominate 5-11 blogs that you feel deserve the award, who have a less than 1000 followers. (Note that you can always ask the blog owner this since not all blogs display a widget that lets the readers know this information!)
    6. create a new list of questions for the blogger to answer.
    7. list these rules in your post (You can copy and paste from here.) Once you have written and published it, you then have to:
    8. Inform the people/blogs that you nominated that they have been nominated for the Liebster award and provide a link for them to your post so that they can learn about it (They might not have ever heard of it!) [You’ll see that there have been variations on these.]

    So: Have at it: Here are your questions from me for you to answer (which you will also find on my blog posting):

    HERE ARE MY QUESTIONS FOR MY NOMINATED BLOGGERS TO ANSWER:
    Who is the most important person in your life today? Have you seen a good movie lately? What made it good? Did your schooling connect to your life? What makes you angry? For what in your life do you feel most grateful?
    For a person you loved deeply, would you be willing to move to a distant country knowing there would be little chance of seeing your friends or family again? What is your most treasured memory?
    Which sex do you think has it easier in your culture?
    What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
    Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as your dinner guest?
    What do you like best about your life?

    HERE ARE LINKS TO THOSE WHOSE SITES I PLACED IN NOMINATION
    https://theliterateshow.wordpress.com/
    https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/
    http://teachezwell.me/
    https://skinnyandsingle.ca/
    https://marthakennedy.wordpress.com/
    http://jilldennison.com/
    https://hintsandechoes.wordpress.com/
    https://thisonpurpose.wordpress.com/
    https://thebestthingsinlifeblog.com/
    https://susanmillard.wordpress.com/
    https://onesunnyplace.wordpress.com/

    You do know, of course, that I read many more–and I do not know whether you have been nominated before and have declined. But the idea is to look at those sites you might not know.

    This was a project. I needed some help, but it did get me in touch with other bloggers and did make me do some personal inventory that was all right.

    Sincerely, JAMES F. O’NEIL http://www.memoriesofatime.com

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  3. I’m not going to yell at you but I’d like to yell at some other people! I hate it when people say “I can’t believe you’re still single” like it’s a bad thing!! Really, like you say, single is FREEDOM. You don’t have to worry about what you say to someone in your own home or how you eat! So good!!! And I love my dog! Who needs anyone else when you have a dog. 🙂
    Thanks for all the funny stuff. I make my day!

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  4. You’re hysterical girl! Love it! I’ve no idea how I came across your blog but I’m glad I did 😉 may I ask what you do for a living – if blogging isn’t the only thing you do?
    Keep the hilarity coming, please!

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  5. on a needs-to-know basis, I needs to know!

    ok, the toothbrush masturbation technique, is there a video link for that? and will that work for guys too, or is it strictly a girl thing?

    :?D

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