How To Love Your Wrinkles When They Effin Hate You

I get it, a week ago you were young and beautiful and now you’re an old hag. You’re old, better than dead, right? Meh, I’m old too. ***waves (my arm-flab waved for an extra couple minutes.) It’s easy to hate what you look like. Menopause made you gain weight. You’re a grouchy bitch….being miserable isn’t…

Your Face Will Stay That Way, Says Mom

All she’s talking about is wrinkles. If you keep making the same expression, yes, it will be where your future wrinkles end up. Sweet eh? I’m so glad my mom didn’t explain what she meant, because now I’m wrinkled to hell. Good for her!! Rough living really wrecks your face as well. Smoking, drinking and…