Toilet Seat Debate – Solved!!!

Too many people find small things to fret over that interfere with their happiness, I’ve outlined a couple of them for you. I hope it leads to harmonious living somewhere. How to use a toilet seat correctly: Use the toilet, make sure it’s not covered in piss. I don’t care where the seat is, and…

Five Ways To Avoid Being Clingy

Mother always told me to never call a guy and to wait for him to call. Lame, I’m calling dudes whenever I want, but I’m independent, so I know the line. (Why do I hear laughter?) 1. You don’t have to see or talk to your guy every day. If you haven’t slept with him,…

An Experiment With My Insanity – Harley Store

It’s Friday, Friday, got to get down on Friday, Friday… Man, why didn’t that Rebecca Black girl get a record deal? That was some GREAT music!!!! Yes, ok, I’m Skinny and Deaf today, she sucks. With absolutely no plan in hand, I hopped on my trusty scooter for a quick ride. It’s a bit chilly,…

Found Love in a Hopeless Place – Church Social

As previously discussed, last night there was a church social in my town. Now I’m not a church goer, and I also don’t technically believe in God. However, the meet up website suggested this as a great place to meet people. Yes, I’m a member of a meet up group, you should also get involved…

An Ode To The Married Man To My Right

A friend of mine recently told me that she had an affair with a married man. Gasp!!! Meh, get over your shock, people are human. There are handsome and vital men out there, and maybe their wives refuse to touch them. Perhaps it’s been ten years since his wife touched him. People need love, affection…

Be a Woman a Man Wants

A man is not going to want you if your best outfit is a sweatsuit. Yes, the people from the Honey Boo Boo family probably have a set of rhinestoned “casual wear” that would put most of ours to shame, but come on girls, that’s getting you nowhere. Cute sandals with pretty painted toes go…

Signs You’re Not An Animal Person

Have you found yourself saying “can you get your dog out of my ass?” That is my biggest problem with dogs. Is it really necessary to shove your nose up my ass just because I walked in the door? Your dog does not have permission to smell me, just so you know. I really hate…

The Set Up

What would you do if a friend suggested a set up? What if they said “wow, I have THE perfect guy”? Then again, the last time I was set up with the “perfect guy”, it was hardly that. He expected me to have his kids (I’m 42 at the time). He suggested that I would…

The Five Percent

I have always had a theory that you can’t possibly expect to like 100% of another person. I usually expect that around 5% of someone’s personality is going to be aggravating. There will be things they do that are entirely annoying, but when you choose to live with it, you’ve chosen. It’s what is IN…

When Are You “Desperate”?

I remember meeting a fella several years back. Decent looking guy, smart, had nice hands. (That just means they weren’t sweaty). You could literally feel the waves of desperation from him. He wasn’t even single that long but I guess some of us aren’t happy alone. So it’s my very first time talking to him,…