What To Do If Your Newborn Is Really Ugly

Wow, if you Googled that and got here, I feel really sorry for you. Do you think your little darling is ugly? Are they all wrinkled and red? Hell man, all newborn babies are ugly. They were just squished down a three-inch wide tube. Are they three inches wide? No, they are not, so of course…

Bubble Parents – You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet

I read a post today called “Bubble Parents”, great post! She put her daughter in a bubble and now can’t get her out. Have a wee read. Having kids is frightening, even scarier is giving them the independence they need to be functioning adults. You think giving birth is scary? Try watching your grandchild be…

Happy Father’s Day, Dad

Sadly, he can’t thank me as he passed away in 1987. Sadly, I can’t thank him either. Thank you Dad. Thank you for giving me life. Thank you for teaching me to swim, use an axe and start a campfire. Thank you for teaching me about stars, plants and rocks. Thank you for me. Thank…

Here’s Why I Kidnapped Your Child

You are neglectful. Your child is dirty and needs a warm bath. He is sunburned and his clothes don’t fit him. I have friends who would consider this child a miracle. You have four children. Do you even have the energy to take care of them all? I have friends who would put their whole…

Hug A Brat Today

I never realized how much of a loss I would feel when my son moved out. I’ll admit it took five years to feel it, but it’s happened. I’m grieving the loss of my kid’s childhood. It’s as painful as any grief I have ever felt. I see women, some my age, with young kids…

The Single Parent

I have friends who are single parents, they work hard. You can tell they are raising their kids alone just by looking at them. They look tired, stressed out but happier than hell. I think that sometimes it’s easier to raise them alone as there is less fighting and plus you get those two free…