Five Things I Learned When I Quit Smoking Marijuana

1. Pot affects your sleep, you think you’re sleeping, you’re not. Once you stop smoking, you’ll have the weirdest dreams of your life. 2. Pot affects your mood, once you quit smoking, you’ll never laugh at anything again. I mean really laugh, nope, never again. 3. Pot affects your smell. Now instead of smelling like…

Parenting Groups Are For Stupid People

Recently I found a Facebook group for parents and gleefully spent hours there until my sudden demise yesterday. They kicked me out? Yep. Kicked out. No warning. No nothing. There wasn’t even a reason for it, they’re just mean. Well, ok, if you’re going to name your daughter Mayhem, I’m going to tell you you’re…

Haiku – Kiss

So, hello there. How the heck are you guys? I know I haven’t posted much lately and that’s because I’ve been writing some “awesome” hiakus instead. Perhaps you will like them. Here’s one now 🙂  

The Three Times Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Lately, I have heard these words many times. There are many horrible moments where laughter can ease the tension in people, and I truly think the comedians of the world should take advantage of that. 1. At the hospital. You may be at the hospital for hours, days or even months. Nothing better than joking…

My Reddit Story

In light of my recent Stumbleupon Story, I thought I’d share my Reddit Story. I had NO clue what was happening to my name, my blog, and my world. (Funny, when people tell me I’m dramatic, usually I argue with them, I’ll stop.) I’d written a post about rape and some woman didn’t agree with…

It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To

It would be the worst thing in the world if no one remembered your birthday. I can picture people sitting in the bar and crying over it. (and crying and crying and crying.) If you do have friends, maybe you need to remind them it’s your birthday. Start planning it weeks in advance. Never shut up…

You’re Perfect, Now Change

Like it or not, there are at least three details that you wish you could change about a new partner. Hair, lose the mullet, the mohawk and the stupid man bun. I’m not spending any time explaining it either, make it go away. Earrings and piercings of any description, get rid of them or else. The…

Maybe Children Aren’t Innocent After All

If you believe in reincarnation, then you agree that a baby could be the reincarnation of a very evil person. This child could be a reincarnated serial killer, rapist or worse. We think babies are innocent, but who actually knows! Your baby could be a reincarnated Hitler. No, no, not YOUR baby, your baby is a…

Easy Things To Do When You’re Broke

I don’t know if anyone that reads my blog has been broke like some have been, like me, many times. Luckily, the happiest times of my life were the times my family had very little money. We had fun instead of money. There are a few things that you can give up and eventually you…

Your Comment Is Being Moderated!

It’s pretty rare that I talk about blogging or my experiences with it, mainly because its super boring, but I’ve had a few comments lately and I want to address the whole issue. My first year of blogging meant that whenever I was notified that someone had left a comment, I would be anxious and…