Five Ways To Avoid Being Clingy

Mother always told me to never call a guy and to wait for him to call. Lame, I’m calling dudes whenever I want, but I’m independent, so I know the line. (Why do I hear laughter?) 1. You don’t have to see or talk to your guy every day. If you haven’t slept with him,…

A Hopeless Romantic

I believe in the fairy tale, whether it’s happened for me or not. I believe in happily ever after, even though it’s hard work. I believe in love at first sight, even though my story in that regard was a dismal failure after thirty years. I believe. It’s possible I won’t find my Mr. Right,…

How Jealous Am I?

Look at this young couple, adorable. He leans in to talk to her, she smiles, they laugh. She fluffs his hair, he pulls her closer and says “what the hell is this blonde chick looking at?” Anyhow, I get to look at some sixty year old cleavage now. “What the hell is this blonde chick…