Sooo… You’re Dying, Let’s Make It Fun!

The first thing you should do is anything and everything to make yourself happy. If it’s at the expense of people who aren’t about to drop dead, screw ’em, you’re dying. Let’s prepare a care package for your ex. Let’s send him all your cats! All of them and make sure to buy a couple…

How Jealous Am I?

Look at this young couple, adorable. He leans in to talk to her, she smiles, they laugh. She fluffs his hair, he pulls her closer and says “what the hell is this blonde chick looking at?” Anyhow, I get to look at some sixty year old cleavage now. “What the hell is this blonde chick…

An Experiment With My Insanity – Mooooo

So I went ahead and bought my stupid cat the cow costume, ya, that’s right, I’m evil. This cat and I have a love/hate thing, I love him, he hates me. Is it the costumes? The dancing? The acrobatics? Truly, if you don’t want to participate in my antics, then don’t look so cute when I…

My Cat Is Mad

I assume it’s Wednesday, or maybe because today I rode him around on my bicycle wrapped in a blanket like E.T.(You remember that movie, right? Otherwise this post has no credibility at all.) I swear this cat has no sense of humour. Maybe I should buy him a new costume, there’s a little cow, so…

An Experiment With My Insanity – Dog Park

So, on Sunday I was super bored and Mr. Whiskers has had his period and been a real drag. Ok, I don’t know what’s wrong with this cat, sky the wrong colour? Windows have a fingerprint again? Cats wake up bitchy, plain and simple. Back to Sunday, I threw a pug costume on Mr. Whiskers…

Men’s Cologne – A Love Story

So the young guy in my building just showered and put on nice cologne. I’m about to claw through his door to bite him. What is it about nice cologne that makes women (just me?) crazy? I know what the guy looks like, he’s not attractive. He has a girlfriend and he’s younger than my…

An Experiment With My Insanity- Religious Fanatics

The wonderful knock on the door, could be destiny, could be a shoe salesman, the possibilities are endless. Exciting isn’t it? That shoe guy might be hawt! Of course, because life is just that good to me, it’s a religious fanatic trying to suck me in. That’s even more exciting than the shoe guy. (Has…