Why I Don’t Travel

There is no safe place. Let’s go to Vegas!!! Oh. Let’s go to the clubs in Florida!!! Oh. Let’s go to school!!! Oh. If it’s not safe to go to school in the US, why the fuck would I travel there? Oh, why don’t you go to Mexico? Thirty years of travel advisories perhaps? Take…

Why Grammar Fanatics Make Blogging A Drag

Simply put: there are actual professional bloggers. Since they make so much money, their blog is polished, affiliate link ridden, perfection. Their grammar is exceptional, their posts are worthy of every boring writer award you can find. Those bloggers have to be perfect, all the time, every time. I don’t. I’m a blogger who makes…

Four Reasons I Screamed At Your Child

I am a reasonably patient person, I once waited at the Walmart deli counter for 25 minutes so I could save fifty cents. I went there for turkey, I was getting turkey. Children test my patience, frequently. They do not give one shit. Worse, since the little brats aren’t mine, I can’t take away one…

Your Blog Income Report Is Bullsh*t

Frankly, I’m sick of reading them. Here is a quick synopsis of what I see when you post your blog income reports. Your bullshit income: Siteground: Siteground is incredible because I can sucker losers into signing up and I get referral credits (not actual money, just credits.) Design services: I can help you design your…

Five Things I Learned When I Quit Smoking Marijuana

1. Pot affects your sleep, you think you’re sleeping, you’re not. Once you stop smoking, you’ll have the weirdest dreams of your life. 2. Pot affects your mood, once you quit smoking, you’ll never laugh at anything again. I mean really laugh, nope, never again. 3. Pot affects your smell. Now instead of smelling like…

Five Reasons My Blog Tanked

My blog tanked. And not in a way that can be simply explained, it’s summertime or it’s Christmas time, whatever. No, I lost fifty percent of my readers every month since February 2017. It has never recovered. A professional review of my blog (which is me with my glasses on) suggests the following: 1. I’m…