Bubble Parents – You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet

I read a post today called “Bubble Parents”, great post! She put her daughter in a bubble and now can’t get her out. Have a wee read. Having kids is frightening, even scarier is giving them the independence they need to be functioning adults. You think giving birth is scary? Try watching your grandchild be…

Dear Women Who Don’t Want Children

Is there something wrong with you? Nope, you just don’t want children, holy shit, what? Someone who doesn’t want children? Well, clearly we must rake these women over the coals and make them feel like crap. Let me clear my schedule, I wasn’t penciled in to destroy anyone today. Ok, I have some time now.…

Kids vs birth control

I haven’t taken birth control pills in this century, it’s awesome. I don’t have to worry about horrid side effects such as headaches and the frightening “deep vein thrombosis”. (This is said in the same voice as the man who says “deep woods off”). I don’t have to remember to take it every day, I…