Three Symptoms You Should Never Look Up Online

I’ve always heard that researching symptoms for yourself is disastrous. Various websites do have helpful information, but it’s easy to terrify yourself. Here are three things that you should never look up online: 1. Shortness of breath – it’s a common symptom for various things. One look online, however, and you’re told you have lung…

Dear Cancer Care Ontario

I appreciate your letter advising that I don’t have cervical cancer, that is fantastic news. Cervical cancer sucks big bag. In saying that, I would like to bring your attention to several things. Your unmarked envelope with the words “confidential – only for the addressee” made me ill. It was an immediate, uncontrollable and unexplained…

Prostate Envy

There is nothing I love more than a man’s face on his way to his first prostate exam. However uncomfortable it is though, it needs to be done. So get your buns to the doctor, he wears gloves!!! Lucky for women, we don’t have to worry about getting an erection during a Pap smear. And…