Rest In Peace To My Uterus

Yep, the bitch turned on me, I’ve been pretty good to her too. I took care of her, she let me down. Hard. While I’m not regretting the loss of my childbearing years, no, **laughs for hours, no, I’m pretty good with that. It’s just menopause is really not nice. Menopause is a screaming, unpredictable child…

I Miss Lipstick!!

I’ve not worn any make up in about two months, I stopped because my mascara dried out and I didn’t want to shell out the five bucks. That was all I wore at the time, mascara and eyeliner. I stopped wearing foundation, lipstick and eye shadow a few years ago. I stopped because I decided…

Maybe She’s Born With It

A lot of my friends and family are happily settled down in relationships, I couldn’t be more thrilled. There is nothing better than a guy to “Dutch oven” in the middle of the night. A relationship where the person understands you completely, has to be the most wonderful thing in the world. Truly though, the…

Your Face Will Stay That Way, Says Mom

All she’s talking about is wrinkles. If you keep making the same expression, yes, it will be where your future wrinkles end up. Sweet eh? I’m so glad my mom didn’t explain what she meant, because now I’m wrinkled to hell. Good for her!! Rough living really wrecks your face as well. Smoking, drinking and…

Guys Seeing You Naked!!!

Does everyone feel sick now? This has caused me serious anxiety since I was fifteen years old. I’ve been skinny. I’ve been chubby, I’ve been muscular, I’ve truly been all sizes, the anxiety has never gone away. I have stretch marks. I’ve had them for 25 years when my first son was born. And yes,…

Hate your body?

It’s the only one you have, so stop it. Everyone wishes for something different about themselves. Taller, shorter, thinner, it makes no difference if you aren’t happy with yourself. Even sadder is women rarely believe it when someone tells them how gorgeous they are. They only see their flaws, their wrinkles, grey hair, pimples, big…