The Three Times Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Lately, I have heard these words many times. There are many horrible moments where laughter can ease the tension in people, and I truly think the comedians of the world should take advantage of that. 1. At the hospital. You may be at the hospital for hours, days or even months. Nothing better than joking…

When I Say No

Saying no has become a reasonably frightening thing in the last five years. Actually, my fear is me putting some dickhead through a window, but that is a story for another day. Regardless of how I say it, it just doesn’t end well. I guess when I say no, it’s the same as me stabbing…

Sooo… You’re Dying, Let’s Make It Fun!

The first thing you should do is anything and everything to make yourself happy. If it’s at the expense of people who aren’t about to drop dead, screw ’em, you’re dying. Let’s prepare a care package for your ex. Let’s send him all your cats! All of them and make sure to buy a couple…

You’re Perfect, Now Change

Like it or not, there are at least three details that you wish you could change about a new partner. Hair, lose the mullet, the mohawk and the stupid man bun. I’m not spending any time explaining it either, make it go away. Earrings and piercings of any description, get rid of them or else. The…

Five Ways To Avoid Being Clingy

Mother always told me to never call a guy and to wait for him to call. Lame, I’m calling dudes whenever I want, but I’m independent, so I know the line. (Why do I hear laughter?) 1. You don’t have to see or talk to your guy every day. If you haven’t slept with him,…

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

People will show you they love you in dozens of little ways, you don’t need to hear the words. It is easy to see when someone loves you. If a man who loves you hears even the slightest problem with your car, he mentions it to you. He will tell you to have it checked,…

Get Back With Your Ex – A Love Story

Well first off, of course he misses you, you are an incredible and amazing woman. He has thought about you every day. He has been reminded of your last encounter a thousand times. Whether it was a fight, or sex, or a quick kiss goodbye, it’s forever stuck in his brain. Isn’t that intoxicating? He…

I’m Allowed To Be Single, You Aren’t

I like to see people in couples, when they are holding hands and laughing together. I like to see people in couples, when they are dancing and he spins her around. I like to see people in couples, when she’s calling him a bastard in the Home Depot. I like to see people in couples,…

When No One Loves You

This is a terrible feeling of desperation and grief. I picture an elderly lady in an old age home, forgotten by her children and friends. Alone she sits, for days on end, hoping that her child will visit. They never do. I picture a child reaching for a mommy too busy to share a hug…

Happy Father’s Day, Dad

Sadly, he can’t thank me as he passed away in 1987. Sadly, I can’t thank him either. Thank you Dad. Thank you for giving me life. Thank you for teaching me to swim, use an axe and start a campfire. Thank you for teaching me about stars, plants and rocks. Thank you for me. Thank…