Parenting Groups Are For Stupid People

Recently I found a Facebook group for parents and gleefully spent hours there until my sudden demise yesterday. They kicked me out? Yep. Kicked out. No warning. No nothing. There wasn’t even a reason for it, they’re just mean. Well, ok, if you’re going to name your daughter Mayhem, I’m going to tell you you’re…

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Did My Baby Die Of SIDS Because It Hates Me?

“Gasp!!! You’re so insensitive.” Maybe. Maybe I am. No one knows why babies die of SIDS, this is as good a reason as any. Mothers always blame themselves anyways. They throw themselves into a deep depression. Spend years wondering what they’ve done wrong. Hover over any other children with a terrified look on their faces.…

Six Word Stories – Results

Can you drown in six words (6)? I’m at the point that almost everything I say is a six word story. I’m sure it drives people nuts (6). Anyhow, I’ve gathered those that have garnered the most likes on various websites and posted them to my Instagram account. Duh duh duh, here are the top…

Six Word Story Competition

Recently I opened an Instagram account, mainly to show my poetry, six and ten word stories. Meh, some of them did well, some of them suck nuts. A friend of mine took notice and started submitting six word stories for my review. We went bonkers with them. We are now in a cut-throat competition to…

Slut Shaming Sluts

Look, you don’t want to be slut shamed? Don’t be a damned slut! I’ve been told that slut shaming is wrong. Women should be allowed to have indiscriminate sex with multiple partners without church goers like me looking down on them. Oh, ok, damn, did I f*ck up again? Silly, lily white me. So a…

Five Things I Learned This Week

1. If you have an abortion, you are exactly the same as Hitler. Yep, killing one baby is exactly the same as 42 million. Yep, because one dollar and 42 million dollars are the same. 2. Pro-life people will threaten you with death just because you support abortion. Yep, so true, my support of a…

Pinterest Wrecked My Life

Pinterest wrecked my life, it did, true story. From the end of February until now, I’ve lost most (all) of my traffic. Does anyone know what the hell happened? PS: mason jar salads are disgusting and I can’t make anything out of an old skid.