Ain’t No Sunshine When He’s Gone

It was the worst day of my life. There was no smell of coffee greeting me at the top of the stairs. There was no coffee waiting for me on the table. In the kitchen, there was no coffee brewing, there was no coffee at all. The darkest, saddest and coldest day of my life.…

He’s A Creep, He’s A Weirdo

Let’s pose a question: Where do you find the bigger creeps? On the internet? Or in real life? I can guarantee you that I’ve met scarier people in real life than I have on the internet. The internet can be a scary place and with enough effort, people can find out where you live. They…

I Still Get Jealous

I see younger women with their cute, sexy bodies and am I jealous of them? No, when I was their age, I looked like that. Now let’s see if they look like me when they are my age. However, some days I look like a pile of old shoes, can’t beat that! I see women…

Five Ways To Ensure He Wants More

Since you have a big date coming up on Saturday, I thought we could spend a few minutes talking about ways to get ready. For starters; 1. Spend some quality time sourcing out the variety pack of condoms. There is nothing worse than showing up with the big one and being disappointed. (Disappointed because you…

When I Say No

Saying no has become a reasonably frightening thing in the last five years. Actually, my fear is me putting some dickhead through a window, but that is a story for another day. Regardless of how I say it, it just doesn’t end well. I guess when I say no, it’s the same as me stabbing…

It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To

It would be the worst thing in the world if no one remembered your birthday. I can picture peopleĀ sitting in the bar and crying over it. (and crying and crying and crying.) If you do have friends, maybe you need to remind them it’s your birthday. Start planning it weeks in advance. Never shut up…