Men Buying Tampons

Look at em all, they’re everywhere. Men with confused looks upon their faces. Here are four reasons you should never send a man to buy tampons: 1. It probably makes him uncomfortable. Well, unless he’s my kid, then he will juggle them in the store. 2. He doesn’t care about your stupid, bleeding vagina. Your…

Really, Do I Hate Women?

Someone said that I hated women the other day. It’s actually quite shocking to see your name next to those words. I like women, I’ll tell a total stranger that she looks pretty or I love her hair, whatever, some bullshit, just go away. Really, do I hate women? Does it bother me when women…

Your Blog Income Report Is Bullsh*t

Frankly, I’m sick of reading them. Here is a quick synopsis of what I see when you post your blog income reports. Your bullshit income: Siteground: Siteground is incredible because I can sucker losers into signing up and I get referral credits (not actual money, just credits.) Design services: I can help you design your…

The Ghost In My Kitchen

So, I finally super cleaned my house! Not because of something I read on Pinterest, but because you sometimes have to do that. The happiness was short lived, I woke something up. There I was, all giggling away, I walked into the kitchen and it felt like a cloak of death surrounded me. There was…

Five Things I Learned When I Quit Smoking Marijuana

1. Pot affects your sleep, you think you’re sleeping, you’re not. Once you stop smoking, you’ll have the weirdest dreams of your life. 2. Pot affects your mood, once you quit smoking, you’ll never laugh at anything again. I mean really laugh, nope, never again. 3. Pot affects your smell. Now instead of smelling like…

Wrinkle Free Sheets

I heard an ad today for wrinkle free sheets and damn, I am so excited. For the low price of 99.99, I can finally have sheets that won’t wrinkle as I roll around having menopause fueled nightmares. Isn’t this just everyone’s dream come true? A frickin dream come true. Having wrinkled sheets has always been…

New Bloggers Suck

My pal suggested I start writing my rants on my blog rather than my Facebook page. Could be because she’s sick of reading my Facebook page, or secretly wants my blog to tank. Joke is on her, my blog tanked in February. Thanks Pinterest, thanks for nothing. I’ve noticed there are a lot of new…