Wrinkle Free Sheets

I heard an ad today for wrinkle free sheets and damn, I am so excited. For the low price of 99.99, I can finally have sheets that won’t wrinkle as I roll around having menopause fueled nightmares. Isn’t this just everyone’s dream come true? A frickin dream come true. Having wrinkled sheets has always been…

New Bloggers Suck

My pal suggested I start writing my rants on my blog rather than my Facebook page. Could be because she’s sick of reading my Facebook page, or secretly wants my blog to tank. Joke is on her, my blog tanked in February. Thanks Pinterest, thanks for nothing. I’ve noticed there are a lot of new…

So You Care About Suicide

Do you? Facebook says “someone is always listening” but no one has answered their phone in ten years. Shall I text you then? “I’m thinking of killing myself.” Will you roll your eyes and think “god, this bitch so dramatic.” I’ll come to your house? Well, you won’t answer the door because your house is…