Six Word Stories – Results

Can you drown in six words (6)? I’m at the point that almost everything I say is a six word story. I’m sure it drives people nuts (6). Anyhow, I’ve gathered those that have garnered the most likes on various websites and posted them to my Instagram account. Duh duh duh, here are the top…

Five Things I Learned This Week

1. If you have an abortion, you are exactly the same as Hitler. Yep, killing one baby is exactly the same as 42 million. Yep, because one dollar and 42 million dollars are the same. 2. Pro-life people will threaten you with death just because you support abortion. Yep, so true, my support of a…

Put Yourself In A Syrian Refugee’s Place

Imagine that tomorrow you wake up to find your country in ruins. Suppose that many of your family and friends were killed. Suppose you lived in Syria. You have nothing left. You have no home, no job and nothing to live on. Several countries band together, thankfully, and offer help in the way of a…

Don’t Pray For Me

I find it an absolute insult when someone says they will pray for me. Are they saying that they have a problem with my life? That I need their “Lord’s” imaginary assistance? Which Lord is this exactly? For all the Gods in all the world, maybe I don’t want their help. Don’t pray for me.…

The Poppy

It was a new leather jacket, the most beautiful jacket I ever owned. I bought a poppy, I looked down at my jacket, back at the poppy. Oh, I don’t want holes in my jacket. The soldiers didn’t want holes in their chests either, asshole. I proudly put that poppy in my lapel… Like a…

Yes, I’m Racist

I have been called this many times and have argued against it every time. This is me, this is my racism. Black person: oh, look how sparkling her eyes are. I would love to have eyes that expressive, God, her skin is gorgeous. Asian person: look how beautiful and straight her hair is, I love…

Why I Don’t Vote

If you don’t vote, you can’t complain. So if you DO vote, you get to turn into an asshole? There are constant Facebook statuses of the Government wasting money, the state of welfare and immigration. Nothing but complaints, on and on they go. So get out there and vote! Vote in someone new! Go vote…

2014 – Reflection

Who’s done with 2014? That’s right, this girl. I don’t mean to be a negative Nellie, but truly, this year sucked. 500 bikers at a funeral. A funeral for a child. A funeral for a father. In the news: Robin Williams, Joan Rivers – dead. Bill Cosby and Jian Ghomeshi – rapists Rob Ford –…

Decorative Pubic Hair

So way back in the day, I was looking through a magazine (Pubic Hair Monthly) and there was a woman with a strawberry dyed into her pubic hair. This was one of the ugliest vaginas I’d ever seen. Bright red hair, with a bright green leafy top. It’s giving me ideas though, crazy, inventive and…