Why I Don’t Travel

There is no safe place. Let’s go to Vegas!!! Oh. Let’s go to the clubs in Florida!!! Oh. Let’s go to school!!! Oh. If it’s not safe to go to school in the US, why the fuck would I travel there? Oh, why don’t you go to Mexico? Thirty years of travel advisories perhaps? Take…

Why Grammar Fanatics Make Blogging A Drag

Simply put: there are actual professional bloggers. Since they make so much money, their blog is polished, affiliate link ridden, perfection. Their grammar is exceptional, their posts are worthy of every boring writer award you can find. Those bloggers have to be perfect, all the time, every time. I don’t. I’m a blogger who makes…

How To Love Your Wrinkles When They Effin Hate You

I get it, a week ago you were young and beautiful and now you’re an old hag. You’re old, better than dead, right? Meh, I’m old too. ***waves (my arm-flab waved for an extra couple minutes.) It’s easy to hate what you look like. Menopause made you gain weight. You’re a grouchy bitch….being miserable isn’t…

Four Things I Miss About Cable TV

I, like everyone, has jumped on the “I hate cable companies, they should all die” bandwagon. I’d feel guilty but they have been robbing me for years. Binging is my life now. (Don’t make a joke about purging, don’t make a joke about purging.) There will always be things I miss about cable, and here…

Thoughts On Pay Equity

This is Molly. Everyone say hi! “Hi, Molly!!” So, Molly needed a job, she wasn’t desperate, but she needed a job. She is highly educated, experienced and deserves a management position. Molly applied for some jobs, and received a job interview. She nailed it. Good for her, I knew she would. They offered her the…

Ya, You Have Ham In Your Beard

The other day, I started writing a post to share this ham story. This is actually not my ham story, my ham stories are super boring. Guess what? I ate ham. Fascinating right? No. Just no. I decided to look into the origin of the ham story. I didn’t want to just go ahead taking…

Back In My Day

I will be fifty this year. Officially I am ancient. I must be old because I don’t understand anything. These millennials, always complaining about money, wah wah. Why would you pay money for a tattoo if you’re so broke? What’s with the expensive diets and grocery delivery? Hello Fresh? Hello bankruptcy. What’s with the jewelry,…

Fuck Tim Hortons?

Welcome to Ontario. Since the beginning of this year I’m supposed to boycott both Giant Tiger and Tim Horton’s. Giant Tiger for laying off a portion of their staff and Tim Horton’s for cutting perks and benefits. I’m not one for calling for a boycott of any business at any time. It’s stupid actually, the…