How To Deal With A Child Molester

Firstly, I pray to God you didn’t google this because you are dealing with a child molester. Shoot them in the head, sorry, no sympathy, buh-bye. If you’ll shoot someone for your truck, you’d damned well better shoot them for your child. My actual point is how to deal with a child molester before there…

Are Your Children Embarrassing?

Kids do a lot of annoying things that look ridiculous to adults, ok, it’s everything they do. Your instincts to stop them from being silly and embarrassing are strong, I get that. I am asking you now to get over it. Don’t roll your eyes, don’t ask them to stop and don’t tell them they…

Dear Hateful Baby Momma

What can I say, I’ve watched you for years. I’ve watched you come up with various reasons to keep your children away from their father. I’ve seen it, I’ve seen it on Facebook and at Christmas, it truly hurts me. I’ve watched you do this a hundred times. To you, he’s a bad father, why…

If Not For My Kids

There are so many things I would never have done if not for my children. We were talking today about holiday cartoons and I realized how lucky I am that I was able to extend my childhood through my kids. Not only that, since they were little boys, I was able to see everything from…

Who Does He Love?

I have a lot of expectations from anyone who is dating one of my sons. My sons deserve the absolute queen of women, the very best. As their mother, I want to make sure they have the capability of taking care of my boys as well as I did. In other words, buy hot dogs,…

Bubble Parents – You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet

I read a post today called “Bubble Parents”, great post! She put her daughter in a bubble and now can’t get her out. Have a wee read. Having kids is frightening, even scarier is giving them the independence they need to be functioning adults. You think giving birth is scary? Try watching your grandchild be…

Digital Mommy

Kids are hard and it must be a godsend to give them an iPad and a couple of websites. It will make long drives completely silent and allow for the adults to do their thing. You can hand your child this object and ensure their silence for hours. Ain’t it grand? You can arrange it…

Dear Women Who Don’t Want Children

Is there something wrong with you? Nope, you just don’t want children, holy shit, what? Someone who doesn’t want children? Well, clearly we must rake these women over the coals and make them feel like crap. Let me clear my schedule, I wasn’t penciled in to destroy anyone today. Ok, I have some time now.…