Did My Baby Die Of SIDS Because It Hates Me?

“Gasp!!! You’re so insensitive.” Maybe. Maybe I am. No one knows why babies die of SIDS, this is as good a reason as any. Mothers always blame themselves anyways. They throw themselves into a deep depression. Spend years wondering what they’ve done wrong. Hover over any other children with a terrified look on their faces.…

She’s The One Who Died

Don’t grieve for her lost child. She’s the one who died. Don’t tell her the pain is too much to bear. She’s the one who died. Don’t tell her there will be others. She’s the one who died. Don’t say it. she can’t hear. Because she’s the one who died.

Why I Don’t Vaccinate My Children

1. I’m an idiot 2. I don’t like poking holes in my children 3. Needles are scary 4. I like when my kids get sick and almost die 5. I like wheelchairs 6. It’s funny watching my children suffer 7. I like getting other people really sick 8. I want everyone to get sick and…

God Doesn’t Make Babies

Sex does. Dirty, wonderful, in that ditch over there, sex. Your grandma did it, she liked it!!! Your mom and dad did it, you do it. Oh wait, never mind, you probably don’t. So, I wrote a post about ugly newborns. I have had nothing but grief about how god doesn’t make ugly babies. On…

Seven People That Need Punched In The Crotch

While there are hundreds of people who individually need a punch to the junk, I’ve isolated seven personalities that really, really deserve to keep ice on their crotches for a good week or more. 1. Those that call me a feminist. This makes me laugh. If I had my way, I’d let my man take care…

How To Deal With A Child Molester

Firstly, I pray to God you didn’t google this because you are dealing with a child molester. Shoot them in the head, sorry, no sympathy, buh-bye. If you’ll shoot someone for your truck, you’d damned well better shoot them for your child. My actual point is how to deal with a child molester before there…

Are Your Children Embarrassing?

Kids do a lot of annoying things that look ridiculous to adults, ok, it’s everything they do. Your instincts to stop them from being silly and embarrassing are strong, I get that. I am asking you now to get over it. Don’t roll your eyes, don’t ask them to stop and don’t tell them they…

Dear Hateful Baby Momma

What can I say, I’ve watched you for years. I’ve watched you come up with various reasons to keep your children away from their father. I’ve seen it, I’ve seen it on Facebook and at Christmas, it truly hurts me. I’ve watched you do this a hundred times. To you, he’s a bad father, why…

If Not For My Kids

There are so many things I would never have done if not for my children. We were talking today about holiday cartoons and I realized how lucky I am that I was able to extend my childhood through my kids. Not only that, since they were little boys, I was able to see everything from…

Who Does He Love?

I have a lot of expectations from anyone who is dating one of my sons. My sons deserve the absolute queen of women, the very best. As their mother, I want to make sure they have the capability of taking care of my boys as well as I did. In other words, buy hot dogs,…