Back In My Day

I will be fifty this year. Officially I am ancient. I must be old because I don’t understand anything. These millennials, always complaining about money, wah wah. Why would you pay money for a tattoo if you’re so broke? What’s with the expensive diets and grocery delivery? Hello Fresh? Hello bankruptcy. What’s with the jewelry,…

Don’t Be A Cheap Prick

I’m cheap, I like to save money because I want to spend it all on beer. All of it, every single dime I make wants to land at the beer store. I find that my cheapness often leads me down a dangerous path. Car repairs. Sure, anyone can do brakes in their back yard, why…

I Still Get Jealous

I see younger women with their cute, sexy bodies and am I jealous of them? No, when I was their age, I looked like that. Now let’s see if they look like me when they are my age. However, some days I look like a pile of old shoes, can’t beat that! I see women…

Easy Things To Do When You’re Broke

I don’t know if anyone that reads my blog has been broke like some have been, like me, many times. Luckily, the happiest times of my life were the times my family had very little money. We had fun instead of money. There are a few things that you can give up and eventually you…