Why I Don’t Travel

There is no safe place. Let’s go to Vegas!!! Oh. Let’s go to the clubs in Florida!!! Oh. Let’s go to school!!! Oh. If it’s not safe to go to school in the US, why the fuck would I travel there? Oh, why don’t you go to Mexico? Thirty years of travel advisories perhaps? Take…

Why Grammar Fanatics Make Blogging A Drag

Simply put: there are actual professional bloggers. Since they make so much money, their blog is polished, affiliate link ridden, perfection. Their grammar is exceptional, their posts are worthy of every boring writer award you can find. Those bloggers have to be perfect, all the time, every time. I don’t. I’m a blogger who makes…

Four Things I Miss About Cable TV

I, like everyone, has jumped on the “I hate cable companies, they should all die” bandwagon. I’d feel guilty but they have been robbing me for years. Binging is my life now. (Don’t make a joke about purging, don’t make a joke about purging.) There will always be things I miss about cable, and here…

Thoughts On Pay Equity

This is Molly. Everyone say hi! “Hi, Molly!!” So, Molly needed a job, she wasn’t desperate, but she needed a job. She is highly educated, experienced and deserves a management position. Molly applied for some jobs, and received a job interview. She nailed it. Good for her, I knew she would. They offered her the…

Three Symptoms You Should Never Look Up Online

I’ve always heard that researching symptoms for yourself is disastrous. Various websites do have helpful information, but it’s easy to terrify yourself. Here are three things that you should never look up online: 1. Shortness of breath – it’s a common symptom for various things. One look online, however, and you’re told you have lung…

Men Buying Tampons

Look at em all, they’re everywhere. Men with confused looks upon their faces. Here are four reasons you should never send a man to buy tampons: 1. It probably makes him uncomfortable. Well, unless he’s my kid, then he will juggle them in the store. 2. He doesn’t care about your stupid, bleeding vagina. Your…

Four Reasons I Screamed At Your Child

I am a reasonably patient person, I once waited at the Walmart deli counter for 25 minutes so I could save fifty cents. I went there for turkey, I was getting turkey. Children test my patience, frequently. They do not give one shit. Worse, since the little brats aren’t mine, I can’t take away one…