Coping With A Lost Spouse

Firstly, I’m sorry you lost your spouse. I hope you’re doing ok. With the relationship ending suddenly, you likely didn’t come to hate them as you may have had they lived. Think about it, another thirty years with that person? Ya ya, sounds wonderful to me too. Since you were once loved so well, and you’re so young,…

He’s A Creep, He’s A Weirdo

Let’s pose a question: Where do you find the bigger creeps? On the internet? Or in real life? I can guarantee you that I’ve met scarier people in real life than I have on the internet. The internet can be a scary place and with enough effort, people can find out where you live. They…

Five Ways To Ensure He Wants More

Since you have a big date coming up on Saturday, I thought we could spend a few minutes talking about ways to get ready. For starters; 1. Spend some quality time sourcing out the variety pack of condoms. There is nothing worse than showing up with the big one and being disappointed. (Disappointed because you…

When I Say No

Saying no has become a reasonably frightening thing in the last five years. Actually, my fear is me putting some dickhead through a window, but that is a story for another day. Regardless of how I say it, it just doesn’t end well. I guess when I say no, it’s the same as me stabbing…

You’re Perfect, Now Change

Like it or not, there are at least three details that you wish you could change about a new partner. Hair, lose the mullet, the mohawk and the stupid man bun. I’m not spending any time explaining it either, make it go away. Earrings and piercings of any description, get rid of them or else. The…

Five Ways To Avoid Being Clingy

Mother always told me to never call a guy and to wait for him to call. Lame, I’m calling dudes whenever I want, but I’m independent, so I know the line. (Why do I hear laughter?) 1. You don’t have to see or talk to your guy every day. If you haven’t slept with him,…

My Online Dating Profile

As a progressive and independent lady, you should always have an online dating profile ready to go. There could be a new website any day that will take you, I’m assuming you’ve been blocked from all the others. Oh, just me? Ok. With that said, here is mine: Wow, are you sad you ended up…

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

People will show you they love you in dozens of little ways, you don’t need to hear the words. It is easy to see when someone loves you. If a man who loves you hears even the slightest problem with your car, he mentions it to you. He will tell you to have it checked,…

Get Back With Your Ex – A Love Story

Well first off, of course he misses you, you are an incredible and amazing woman. He has thought about you every day. He has been reminded of your last encounter a thousand times. Whether it was a fight, or sex, or a quick kiss goodbye, it’s forever stuck in his brain. Isn’t that intoxicating? He…