Your Blog Income Report Is Bullsh*t

Frankly, I’m sick of reading them. Here is a quick synopsis of what I see when you post your blog income reports. Your bullshit income: Siteground: Siteground is incredible because I can sucker losers into signing up and I get referral credits (not actual money, just credits.) Design services: I can help you design your…

Five Reasons My Blog Tanked

My blog tanked. And not in a way that can be simply explained, it’s summertime or it’s Christmas time, whatever. No, I lost fifty percent of my readers every month since February 2017. It has never recovered. A professional review of my blog (which is me with my glasses on) suggests the following: 1. I’m…

New Bloggers Suck

My pal suggested I start writing my rants on my blog rather than my Facebook page. Could be because she’s sick of reading my Facebook page, or secretly wants my blog to tank. Joke is on her, my blog tanked in February. Thanks Pinterest, thanks for nothing. I’ve noticed there are a lot of new…

Ready To Be Called A Bitch??

I wasn’t, but I started blogging anyway. My first year was spent in tears. My first viral post was quickly deleted. The first time I was called a bitch, I stopped blogging for three months. Once you’re called a bitch, it’s all over. You’re done. Your readers think you’re a bitch and you can’t erase…

Pinterest Wrecked My Life

Pinterest wrecked my life, it did, true story. From the end of February until now, I’ve lost most (all) of my traffic. Does anyone know what the hell happened? PS: mason jar salads are disgusting and I can’t make anything out of an old skid.

Hate Me Faster

Blah blah, go ahead and hate me. Super juicy. The number of hateful comments I’ve received lately has just made me realize that my blog kicks ass. Serious, incredible ass, wait, that’s a mirror. I have made an effort to anger, enlighten and enrich the lives of those who spend their time here. Good for…

My Reddit Story

In light of my recent Stumbleupon Story, I thought I’d share my Reddit Story. I had NO clue what was happening to my name, my blog, and my world. (Funny, when people tell me I’m dramatic, usually I argue with them, I’ll stop.) I’d written a post about rape and some woman didn’t agree with…

My StumbleUpon Story

I had a very new blog, and I was still really stupid. I woke up one day with hundreds of hits from “Stumbleupon”, but when I clicked the direct link, it didn’t tell me what it was. I was curious, and called my genius child who said “wow, I love Stumbleupon.” Stumbleupon is an “all…

Don’t Make Me Read Your Blog Advice!

Are you a new blogger? If so, I have blogging advice you can actually use! I’ve only been blogging a year and a half, and still to this day, I’m entirely overwhelmed. Therefore, I’m still looking up blogging tips and tricks and paying attention to the details. Firstly, laugh my damn ass off. You are…

Blogger Envy

Yep, I have it too. They make money, you’re making nothing. They are using your group boards and your friends and you are resentful. You aren’t making money. Your blog post has hundreds of thousands of views, and that doesn’t help you. They are piggy backing on your success. Please do various guest posting on…