There is no safe place.
Let’s go to Vegas!!! Oh.
Let’s go to the clubs in Florida!!! Oh.
Let’s go to school!!! Oh.
If it’s not safe to go to school in the US, why the fuck would I travel there?
Oh, why don’t you go to Mexico? Thirty years of travel advisories perhaps?
Take a cruise! You’d love a cruise! Would I? You know I worked in a travel agency and saw Titanic right? Sometimes they run out of ranch dressing. Sometimes everyone gets sick. Sometimes you get rejected by the only cute guy and its day one. Sometimes they hit an iceberg and bitch can’t share a door.
Take an RV trip! That seems fun until you’re covered in the blue slime from a spotless toilet or the brown slime from a… less clean toilet…please take me RVing….
PS If you like to travel, terrific, enjoy. Stop bugging me to go to Cuba, I’d rather die than go to frigging Cuba.