Here are four reasons you should never send a man to buy tampons:
1. It probably makes him uncomfortable. Well, unless he’s my kid, then he will juggle them in the store.
2. He doesn’t care about your stupid, bleeding vagina. Your vagina, your problem.
3. He will get you exactly what you said, even though the identical product by another brand is two dollars cheaper. You would have bought the sale item if you weren’t busy bleeding half to death.
4. You just let him out of the house. You crazy? God knows what will happen with a **gasp man on the loose.
On behalf of all men everywhere….buy your own tampons. The thought of a man on the loose, goodness….