When is too old to breastfeed? It is an age-old question.
If your kid is getting an order of fries with his breast milk, he is too old for breastfeeding. (Psst, you have some ketchup on your tits.)
If he is old enough to talk about it at school, he is too old.
If his girlfriend asks him what he had for dinner, and his answer is his momma’s tit, HE IS TOO OLD.
PS you know what else is gross? Dry breastfeeding…. if you don’t have milk, keep your tits out of his mouth, grandma.