I heard an ad today for wrinkle free sheets and damn, I am so excited. For the low price of 99.99, I can finally have sheets that won’t wrinkle as I roll around having menopause fueled nightmares. Isn’t this just everyone’s dream come true?
A frickin dream come true.
Having wrinkled sheets has always been a problem for me. Everyone else is all upset about politics, world hunger and child abuse.. and here I am all pissed that my sheets are wrinkled.
My frickin sheets are wrinkled!!! How have I lived this way all these years?
Really though, wrinkle free sheets are the dumbest things ever made. Who. Even. Cares?
No one has paid me or offered free product for this review. Shocking, right?