New Bloggers Suck

keyboard-2308477_1920My pal suggested I start writing my rants on my blog rather than my Facebook page. Could be because she’s sick of reading my Facebook page, or secretly wants my blog to tank.

Joke is on her, my blog tanked in February. Thanks Pinterest, thanks for nothing.

I’ve noticed there are a lot of new bloggers signing up for WordPress and sharing their wisdom with the world. Good for them, I’m impressed.

Where is the wisdom?

Blogger called “Fuckit13” and their first blog post is called “Fuck”. I learned more from that blog post than any other I’ve read.

I learned that new bloggers suck.

I’m going to send her the sunshine award, she is a ray of fucking sunshine.

PS: do you have any new bloggers you’d like me to read? I’d love to find some worthy new bloggers.

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175 thoughts on “New Bloggers Suck

  1. Skinny, It’s really strange because people are like ” DO A POST ON BLOGGING TIPS” and I’m like…….”is day-drinking considered a blogging tip?”

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  2. Haha Yeah I get someone that finds me likes about 10 posts in an amount of time that surely would prohibit actually reading them and follows me then when I check them out and have no interest they surprisingly vanish

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  3. I do feel for new bloggers, I mean they come to WP with hopes ideas and dreams and well blogging can be a lonely place, if I said my one tip to a new blogger is ‘Tweet’, would I be correct? (I don’t)

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  4. I think that if somebody did a themed blog post for each naughty word they could come up with it would be fucking brilliant. Just think of year two when they are down to stuff like “twatwaffle.” I so wish I had the time for this

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  5. This is great! “Fuck” sounds like a post I would definitely read and applaud, afterwards. My blog is only about 5 months old so I guess I’m considered new? I think I babbled about in my first post. I basically walked into the blogging world with nothing but a laptop and said, “Hai guyz! I has a blog! Listen to me!” I’m still inexperienced I think. Anyway, I enjoyed reading this!

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  6. I usually condemn the f word, but I think in this case the use is appropriate to state your case. Oh, man. Having a one-word blog to “express” an opinion sucks. And what rhymes with suck…..?

    Keep reading, writing and ranting. Some of us enjoy a good rant.

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  7. I have a friend he is not a new blogger anymore…. and he is doing quite well actually… I will keep his identity in secret,… but his first blog post ever was something about “How to Fart….” so, I know what you mean… it is fun to read such a brave experiments… I am also a new blogger but I wasn’t that brave hahah Thanks for the honesty…

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  8. I also feel like a lot of new bloggers sign on thinking “I’m gonna make a lot of money” but forget about things like content. And spell check.

    And then some of them do make a lot of money or have a lot of followers despite either of the above and I’m left scratching my head.

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    • Agreed. The bloggers that do make money… their blogs are impossible to read, filled with ads and affiliate links. I click out of there pretty fast.

      Write to be funny and entertaining, and I’ll stay there all day πŸ™‚


  9. I’m a new blogger so I guess my blog sucks. Thanks for your vote of confidence. I think what makes new blogs sucky is the lack of consistency. People post once or twice, get 0-5 views, say “fuck it” and the blog just sits there like an unread dusty book on someone’s shelf. Several new bloggers give up before they start. Some of my friends thought they would make a blog because I have one but they never post (so stupid and now I’m following their dead blogs. Stupid of me I know). People lack passion or a purpose to their blog and that’s why their blog sucks. I don’t think my blog sucks at all but that’s my biased opinion. My blog is still in the infancy stage but I am an active user. Screw fb and illiterate posts/comments and pointless arguments. WordPress is where it’s at.

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  10. You were also a new to blogging at some point. So stop saying that new bloggers suck.

    Yes i am a new to blogging.
    And I don’t regret anything I’m posted.
    I’m proud of what I post.
    I also believe that we are on this earth to constantly learn and improve.

    Please be a bit more respectful to the people joining this community.

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