Slut Shaming Sluts

slut shaming slutsLook, you don’t want to be slut shamed? Don’t be a damned slut!

I’ve been told that slut shaming is wrong. Women should be allowed to have indiscriminate sex with multiple partners without church goers like me looking down on them. Oh, ok, damn, did I f*ck up again? Silly, lily white me.

So a video surfaced this week, was disgusting really. Some crazy woman freaking out on two people for **gasp, hugging in a restaurant. I was upset at first too, no one is hugging this biatch, I can see her point. A cute dude, kissing his woman on the top of the head. Filthy, filthy, filthy scum. My gosh darned pearls almost came loose!

I went to confession, told the story about some filthy head kissin’ and did my eleventy hail mary’s.

I know you are thinking, “legit, this makes no sense buddy.”

Honestly, once you’ve been to a bar where a guy got blown on the pool table, you tend to open your mind a bit. When you’ve been to a Wendy’s in broad daylight where two dudes are grinding and making out, you open your mind a bit more. When you are putting on lipstick with a guy in drag, well, hell, your mind is about as open as it can be.

Go ahead, be a slut,Β but draw the line at forehead kissin’, eww that’s out of line.

PS big picture, two dudes making out – hot. Crazy cam girl freaking out about forehead kissing – not.

Sluts shaming Sluts
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39 thoughts on “Slut Shaming Sluts

  1. Forehead kissing – scandalous! Its too bad they weren’t tasting each other’s tonsils. She could have seriously lost her mind. Some people do seem to work too hard at not getting their minds opened up a bit now and then.

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  2. I’m still in shock over the image of putting on lipstick with a dude in drag. the vision that’s in my head now. maybe I should stick my head in an oven. God save us all.

    BTW, was there popcorn with this post?

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  3. So…i really don’t get the point of all this. People acting like animals in heat…we all are exposed to trash in our lives. What we do with it is our choice. I’m really surprised that Skinny is stooping to sensationalism or maybe that was her off-the-wall-point.

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    • Seriously! If that’s your biggest hang up open your eyes sweetie because there was probably worse happening right behind you while you were busy staring at the forehead kissing lol

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  4. So ridiculous! I personally HATE seeing couples making out in public, for me there is a time and place, but forehead kisses and little pecks on the lips are nothing! This woman clearly needs to go back a few centuries.

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  5. This was a great post! Your blogs are always so entertaining!!!! On another note – wanted to let you know I’ve tagged you in a post over on my blog called “The awesome blogger Award” Look forward to seeing some of your answers if you get the chance to do it!! Hope you had a lovely easter. XOX

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