1. If you have an abortion, you are exactly the same as Hitler. Yep, killing one baby is exactly the same as 42 million. Yep, because one dollar and 42 million dollars are the same.
2. Pro-life people will threaten you with death just because you support abortion. Yep, so true, my support of a pregnant 14 year old wanting an abortion is cause for my murder. Totally. It’s entirely logical.
3. If you eat meat, you are also like Hitler. Chickens have the exact same value as people now, did you know that?
4. Vegans get really mad if you mix them up with vegetables.
5. It is now acceptable to compare law abiding citizens to Hitler. That is suddenly everyone’s go to insult, “you’re just like Hitler.” Am I? Am I really?
Yep, that’s me, just like Hitler….
BONUS: You know what else I learned this week? All massage studios are fronts for prostitution and human trafficking. All of em, no exceptions. Put away that massage table, hooker, you’re not fooling me.
PS comparing people to Hitler is revolting. There is no living person that deserves such an insult.