The number of hateful comments I’ve received lately has just made me realize that my blog kicks ass. Serious, incredible ass, wait, that’s a mirror.
I have made an effort to anger, enlighten and enrich the lives of those who spend their time here. Good for me!!! I get paid oodles of money and get to read mean tweets for days on end. (I don’t make any money)
I should make a video “Skinny reads mean tweets.” Viral!!!!
One request, can you hate me faster? Don’t throw out a tweet, let me answer and then cry in your bed for a week. Come on now, hate me all at once, I have a life to get back to and you’re wasting my precious time. Why the long, drawn out shit?
I know why you hate me, you hate me because your blog sucks. Wait, not YOUR blog, the other guy.
PS Special shout out to those who spend hours slamming me, thank you, your rage makes me happy.