Where do you find the bigger creeps? On the internet? Or in real life?
I can guarantee you that I’ve met scarier people in real life than I have on the internet.
The internet can be a scary place and with enough effort, people can find out where you live. They can send fingernail clippings to your house, and they will.
However, in reality, they just start talking to you. They wait for you in parking lots. They tell you they like your lips.
There is nothing scarier than that, sooooo ok, here take them.
In reality, an 80-year-old has stuck his tongue in my mouth. Not to mention the 60-year-old, the 40-year-old and that cute 30-year-old. Bless him, he was drunk.
In reality, I get intrusive knocks on my door by uninvited guys who are “just in the neighbourhood.”
In reality, men have shown themselves to be quite douchey, many times.
Worse, in reality, I have pants on. To hell with that, I’m going back online.
So tell me, single ladies, fingernails through the mail? Or crazy freaks in dark parking lots?