1. Spend some quality time sourcing out the variety pack of condoms. There is nothing worse than showing up with the big one and being disappointed. (Disappointed because you didn’t have the right condom, not because of his small penis.) Who doesn’t love a small penis? My grandmother used to say he was “built for anal.”
2. Go get a Brazilian, you have been dying to do it since day one. All you have to do is spread your ass cheeks open, Saturday night is coming fast, you need to be ready.
3. You should pick up an anal bleaching kit, you can get store brand now! If you don’t, it’s a complete waste of step two. Besides, you know very well that the camera lighting is harsh.
4. I suggest doing something about the moustache unless he has mentioned that he’s into that, he’s not. Guys that are into moustaches are homosexuals, stop trying to date those guys.
5. Always get his name tattooed on your ass, guys love when you show that you’re ready for a total commitment. Plus it will look awesome when he posts that video online.
Now you’re ready to have sex with the man who is clearly the love of your life. I can truly feel the romance. Wait! I can truly see the video, girrrrl, I’m loving those heels, nice touch.