1. At the hospital. You may be at the hospital for hours, days or even months. Nothing better than joking around with your dying loved ones. They will love your ass-wiping gestures, nothing the elderly appreciate more than being reminded that they’ve lost their dignity.
2. At the funeral home, I’m so sorry for your loss, what a horrible time. If you want, you can forget your troubles because my legs go right up over my head. Look!
3. During a catastrophe of any kind. Nothing more fun than laughing at your house flying down the street during a tornado! Have a laugh, have some sex, everything will be just fine.
If you can keep laughing during these events, you are an amazing person. You may need to be medicated, but we love you anyway.
The more upsetting life can get, the more important it is to be able to laugh at it. As for my item one, my own mother was making jokes just two days before she died. Making jokes is just the strongest, most powerful thing a person can do. That is what makes you memorable.
PS ya, my legs go over my head, suuure they do.