Like it or not, there are at least three details that you wish you could change about a new partner.
Hair, lose the mullet, the mohawk and the stupid man bun. I’m not spending any time explaining it either, make it go away.
Earrings and piercings of any description, get rid of them or else.
The food in your gross, six-month-old beard. We get it, you’re a douchebag hipster, trim it back. Beards are for bikers, Santa Claus and people with chin dimples, save it for them.
I’m sure there are things that men would like to change about me within a few dates, I love to hear about it. However, just on principle alone, I’ll change a few things.
I start smiling and being nice. I also stop throwing my coffee on pedestrians and much of the road rage goes away.
I will clean my bathroom and subsequently fill it back up with five pounds of hair.
I’ll clean the house, the car and I’m also pretty sparkly!
What have you wished you could change about your dates?
PS I asked a guy to remove his stupid earring and he did. What a loser, I lost all respect for the guy from that moment.