Why Women Hate Sex

Why Women Hate SexOrgasms, why would she waste her time being pleasured when she could be ironing your shirts. You know good and well you don’t need to waste any time getting her off, that’s the last thing she wants. She just wants to pleasure you and go to sleep like a good girl. Hey, if you knock her up, she’ll be even happier because of the attention.

Multiple orgasms, you kidding? Who on earth wants that, she’d rather be in the kitchen doing dishes, don’t think that all that screaming with pleasure is a good thing. She’s screaming because she wants to wash the floor. A good husband doesn’t waste any time pleasuring his wife, the clitoris is the devil’s doorbell.

Women that hate sex, hate it because men don’t know what they are doing. Maybe they don’t know how to please her, or they just can’t be bothered.

Why? Because some fictional number of men have forgotten that women are capable and deserving of sex. They are deserving of orgasms, yes, yes they are.

Don’t ever let your woman forget she is an animal. Don’t ever let your woman think she is just there to pleasure you, she wants pleasure too.

The clitoris is the devil’s doorbell, but if it doesn’t answer, you can always go around back.

PS I stole the “go around back” from someone 😀

Why Women Hate Sex

142 thoughts on “Why Women Hate Sex

  1. Honestly, I think many aren’t comfortable with their sexuality, with being sexual beings. We have in so many ways made it shameful in some ways. I totally agree with the communication aspect. I couldn’t imagine not liking it especially given if a man isn’t getting it done you can do it yourself

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  2. I am sad to say I have lost the lady of my life. She has gone to a better place. We had the best of a relationship. Openly discussed subjects like this. You guys out there please and pleasure your lady. Life is short and we must make it count. Many wonderful days, experiences and life with her I enjoyed. Keep up the good work here.

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