Ok, Five Reasons Why I Hate This Bitch

Ok, Five Reasons Why I Hate This Bitch1. Cute pics of her and her husband, every day.
2. Smiling? Really? Eff off with your joy.
3. Hotdogs for every anniversary? One and two was cute, we’re done.
4. Helicopter and plane rides? Bite me.
5. She looks so damned happy? Screw her.
Aw, I’m kidding. I’m happy for my lovely, singing and gorgeous friend.

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9 thoughts on “Ok, Five Reasons Why I Hate This Bitch

  1. Ha! This made me laugh. I literally hid half of my friends from my Facebook feed after my separation so I wouldn’t have to see evidence of their happy marriages – how dare they! Lol

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