An Experiment With My Insanity – Snowmaggedon

winter-75482First, buy yourself a rear wheel drive vehicle that weighs as much as a half filled balloon.

Next, take off those pesky snow tires.

Finally, snow day!!! No, not a half inch of snow, where do you live anyway? No, I mean a solid six inches of snow.

You’ll meet guys in your parking lot because they will have to push you out.

You’ll meet guys on the street because you’ll be in a ditch in five minutes.

You’ll meet police and tow truck drivers because your car will be wrecked.

Gosh, the insurance guy, car salesmen, you’ll easily meet fifty new people because of twenty minutes of stupidity.

You are welcome!

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