So, on Sunday I was super bored and Mr. Whiskers has had his period and been a real drag. Ok, I don’t know what’s wrong with this cat, sky the wrong colour? Windows have a fingerprint again? Cats wake up bitchy, plain and simple.
Back to Sunday, I threw a pug costume on Mr. Whiskers and we went to the dog park. Mostly because I like looking like a jackass whenever I can. There is nothing funnier than tossing a cat dressed as a dog into a group of dogs.
Are you expecting bloodshed? Nope, there is too much pandemonium with the dog owners.
If you want to hear “what the hell is wrong with you” about 50 times, follow my advice. If you do it right, maybe it’ll be a cute guy screaming at you.
S and S gathers up her half eaten cat and goes to the vet.
Oh hello, Dr, Fixmycat.