On the occasion, my sense of humour takes a vacation and I’m forced to take drastic measures to cheer up. This time of year is particularly hard because most people are stressed out and are short on humour themselves. What to do, what to do?
I can go kick my ex in the balls? Merry Christmas, Jackass?
I can go and pretend to steal people’s parking spaces?
I can go to people’s houses and redecorate their trees?
Looks like I’m getting beaten up for Christmas.
Oh goodie, an emergency room Doctor, haaaay.
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Oh how I love your posts. I share your feelings on this topic of Christmas! Ugh! I personally loved going to redecorate trees at friends houses. Ha-ha! Too bad there wouldn’t be enough time to unwrap the gifts and re-wrap them inside out with the paper. What naughty things would you do if you were Elf on the Shelf?!
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Haa so funny! Really not sure with the elf. Lolol
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paint it blue. insert battery. voila! smurf on the turf!
:?P
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Yes to kicking your ex in the balls, by the way.
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Yay, on my way 🙂
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I could send you my ex’s address too as long as your out anyway. 🙂
Merry Christmas!
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Sounds good! I have a bit of free time, and pointy shoes!!!
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Here’s hoping your MD is hot!
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You can go kick MY ex in the balls if you want. Since you’re out and about.
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ok!!! I’m on my way 🙂
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Christmas is so overwhelming
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It is, I’m keeping things low key this year, and by low key I mean drunk and passed out by noon 🙂 haha, I’m kidding.
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We’re forgetting the true meaning of Christmas….rum soaked fruitcake and Christmas crackers with toys you can actually use.
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Yes so true 🙂
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