Yep! A whole turkey with all the fixins just for me. I can make everything to my exact specifications and not worry about satisfying anyone.
Cookies, I get all the cookies! Yes, I can eat them and not put on weight, it’s true. It won’t stop the diabetes from chasing me down the street and pile driving me into the pavement. Still, ALL the cookies, mine.
Peanuts, The Grinch, any one I want. Fifteen times, I’m going to Whoville. You have a problem with that? Boo hoo, Scrooge, boo frickin who.
My tree, my rules. If I want my tree decorated with empty beer cans and Barbie heads, thou shall be done. What colour lights shall I use, blue to go with Barbie’s eyes?
By the way, my turkey wasn’t dead when I put it in the freezer, you can hear it sometimes, late at night.
I eat at a restaurant so I don’t have to clean up! 😄🍻🍗🍛 funny post! I hope you have a great holiday!
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Oo that works too!! Thank you!!
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Eww herpes test for Christmas, i will pass
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Funny and clever. The single independent woman in me is going to indulge in this spunky picture of Christmas, whilst the real me is going to be at home with my family 🙂
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Aw that sounds nice too. Can i send you some of my extra ham? So much ham.
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Please post a picture of your tree 🙂
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Is there anything better than Christmas cookies?
Besides this post, of course.
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Mm cookies 🙂
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My entire adult life I’ve never bothered with a tree and decorations, even when I did live with a husband and later, a boyfriend (they weren’t going to help with any of it anyway). For me, Christmas is basically a day off work. Usually I and another single, childfree friend will have lunch, see a movie, do something non-Christmassy. It’s a children’s holiday basically. The breeders can have it.
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and Halloween too!!! 🙂 haha, love this!
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This is required reading for anyone who’s going to be alone on Christmas. It’s not bad at all and definitely has its perks. But our society tells everyone if you don’t have family or friends to be with on Christmas, there’s something wrong. The only thing wrong is our culture’s way of thinking, that being alone is somehow unacceptable. I’ve long stopped making a big deal over Christmas and causing myself all that stress. At the end of the day…it’s just another day.
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Thank you so much. Being alone shouldn’t be the end of the world. 🙂
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Hi LuckyOtter,
It’s the same with Thanksgiving. Society says if you don’t have people to be with, there’s something wrong. It’s a shame.
Janice
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I agree. People are also quick to judge if you have no family to spend the holidays with. They seem to assume there must be something wrong with YOU. Or at least it sometimes seems that way.
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I agree. Too sad.
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And maybe their family is all dead. 🙂
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That too.
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I am never, ever disappointed when I come here!
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Aw what an awesome thing to read 🙂 thank you
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Hi Laura,
I pinned your graphic. Both the graphic and the post are amazing. I agree with your commenter. This post is an important read.
Janice
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Thank you!!
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