So, I’m at the bar, sitting with my pals, and l go have a cigarette. No biggie right? I’ve been smoking since cigarettes were .99 a pack. I come back, my chair has been tucked in, the seating arrangements have changed. Life is a hellish nightmare, tears, screaming, etc.
Some random guy: oh, sorry, I totally screwed your world there.
I look and see this:
Me: Yep, just yep.