This guy was cute! Never mind that his stupid girlfriend drives his lazy ass around.
S and S needed beer, plus we need to get another handful of trusty burger coupons. I pull into the worst parking lot on earth, almost running over an idiot. Ok, I need glasses before I kill someone, it’s true.
Walking to the beer store, there is some guy getting something out of his car and half of his ass is hanging out. I could have thrown walnuts in there, but really, who does that?
Convo (remembering that I don’t care about Princess in the car, because I never do)
Me: Nice ass
Bare Ass Dude: uh what?
Me: half your ass is hanging out!
BAD: so was it bad or what?
Me: not the worst thing I’ve seen today.
Staring, more staring.
That’s my day in a nutshell. Damn, wish I’d thrown walnuts in there.
Sounds like a real winner.
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Haha, made me chuckle 🙂
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Awesome!!
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Lol @ throwing walnuts in there! That’s mischevious!
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Mischief. Miss Chief. Hmm going somewhere with that, love it!!!!
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Lol!!! You funny!
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Aw thank you! And thanks for the cool idea!!
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You’re welcome Miss Chief!
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Next time, stick a dollar bill in there….
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I’m Canadian, it would have to be a five haha 🙂
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Ha!
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Makes you think crack should kill, doesn’t it, S&S? Walnuts are too good for guys who are proud of flashing their butt in the beer store parking lot. Random loose stones, sure.
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Haha 🙂 it’s ok, they’re reusable 🙂
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Ewwwww if you say so, S&S. I’m a Brazil nut fan anyhow.
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Haha I didn’t say edible, I can reuse them to throw in girls cleavage too 🙂
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Ah, the equal opportunity penalty nut tosser! No over-exposure goes un-walnuted in your perfect world, S&S?
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Hahahaha nope, not a chance 🙂
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