S and S needed beer, plus we need to get another handful of trusty burger coupons. I pull into the worst parking lot on earth, almost running over an idiot. Ok, I need glasses before I kill someone, it’s true.
Walking to the beer store, there is some guy getting something out of his car and half of his ass is hanging out. I could have thrown walnuts in there, but really, who does that?
Convo (remembering that I don’t care about Princess in the car, because I never do)
Me: Nice ass
Bare Ass Dude: uh what?
Me: half your ass is hanging out!
BAD: so was it bad or what?
Me: not the worst thing I’ve seen today.
Staring, more staring.
That’s my day in a nutshell. Damn, wish I’d thrown walnuts in there.