I would watch two vultures fighting over a zebra carcass before I’d watch that stupid movie. These are the saddest tales of love I’ve ever heard. Yes, please set me up with a 100 year old, sparkling, grey and half dead looking vampire. You betcha, that’s what I want.
How many millions of young women went to sleep under their “Edward” blanket?
Edward, Jacob, Edward, Jacob. Jeez, just shut up.
The truly saddest part about these books and movies? I didn’t write them!!!!