Till Bored Do Us Part

Till Bored Do Us PartDearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.

To love, honour and cherish….

Until you are bored

Or until your Twitter account is no longer suspended

Or until your Facebook crush comes back online

Or until one of you is fat

Or until your jokes are no longer funny

Or until we’ve heard the same story five times

Is this really what marriage has turned into?

I miss the days when commitment actually meant something.

Don’t you?


4 thoughts on “Till Bored Do Us Part

  1. In my case, it was until he cheated more times than even he could count! This is a great post though, because some of us still approach marriage with divorce as a strong plan B.

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