It’s Friday, Friday, got to get down on Friday, Friday… Man, why didn’t that Rebecca Black girl get a record deal? That was some GREAT music!!!! Yes, ok, I’m Skinny and Deaf today, she sucks.
With absolutely no plan in hand, I hopped on my trusty scooter for a quick ride. It’s a bit chilly, so I’ll just pop into the local motorcycle supply store and get myself some new gloves. You may think I’d be embarrassed to pull into a Harley Store on my scooter, but I’m tough, I’m cool, I’m looking like an idiot.(My favorite)
Convo:
Sexy Tattooed Harley Driving Clerk: Can I help you find something? Like maybe the door?
Me, patting his chest: oh, silly boy, I just need some warm gloves to protect my hands on my bike.
STHDC: Bike? This I’d like to see.
We go outside and have a look at my scoot that I’ve parked alongside all of the Harleys in the parking lot.
STHDC: That is some fancy scoot you have there. Can you please get it out of my parking lot? We have a reputation to uphold.
Me: You don’t like my scooter?
STHDC: Just between us, I have the same one, in blue.
Me: Is that for when you like to feel the wind on your vagina?
Skinny and Single learns that you can’t judge a book by its cover. Some of these sexy tattooed tough Harley Davidson looking dudes actually ride scooters.
Alone, again.
Ha!!!!!! I once went in to kiss a guy on the cheek and he went one way, I went the other and I smeared a.massive pool of green snot across his face (I had a cold). He waited for about 5 seconds before wiping it off.
He never called again.
Guess it wasn’t to be. If he couldn’t handle that, he definitely wouldn’t have handled waking up in a pool of drool each morning. I’m a dribbler….what can you do?!x
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That’s horrifying, I would have to come up with something really funny to say.
I got nothing.
Nope, literally nothing.
Aw, man. 😦
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