It’s Friday, Friday, got to get down on Friday, Friday… Man, why didn’t that Rebecca Black girl get a record deal? That was some GREAT music!!!! Yes, ok, I’m Skinny and Deaf today, she sucks.

With absolutely no plan in hand, I hopped on my trusty scooter for a quick ride. It’s a bit chilly, so I’ll just pop into the local motorcycle supply store and get myself some new gloves. You may think I’d be embarrassed to pull into a Harley Store on my scooter, but I’m tough, I’m cool, I’m looking like an idiot.(My favorite)

Convo:

Sexy Tattooed Harley Driving Clerk: Can I help you find something? Like maybe the door?

Me, patting his chest: oh, silly boy, I just need some warm gloves to protect my hands on my bike.

STHDC: Bike? This I’d like to see.

We go outside and have a look at my scoot that I’ve parked alongside all of the Harleys in the parking lot.

STHDC: That is some fancy scoot you have there. Can you please get it out of my parking lot? We have a reputation to uphold.

Me: You don’t like my scooter?

STHDC: Just between us, I have the same one, in blue.

Me: Is that for when you like to feel the wind on your vagina?

Skinny and Single learns that you can’t judge a book by its cover. Some of these sexy tattooed tough Harley Davidson looking dudes actually ride scooters.

Alone, again.