With absolutely no plan in hand, I hopped on my trusty scooter for a quick ride. It’s a bit chilly, so I’ll just pop into the local motorcycle supply store and get myself some new gloves. You may think I’d be embarrassed to pull into a Harley Store on my scooter, but I’m tough, I’m cool, I’m looking like an idiot.(My favorite)
Sexy Tattooed Harley Driving Clerk: Can I help you find something? Like maybe the door?
Me, patting his chest: oh, silly boy, I just need some warm gloves to protect my hands on my bike.
STHDC: Bike? This I’d like to see.
We go outside and have a look at my scoot that I’ve parked alongside all of the Harleys in the parking lot.
STHDC: That is some fancy scoot you have there. Can you please get it out of my parking lot? We have a reputation to uphold.
Me: You don’t like my scooter?
STHDC: Just between us, I have the same one, in blue.
Me: Is that for when you like to feel the wind on your vagina?
Skinny and Single learns that you can’t judge a book by its cover. Some of these sexy tattooed tough Harley Davidson looking dudes actually ride scooters.