A friend of mine recently told me that she had an affair with a married man. Gasp!!! Meh, get over your shock, people are human. There are handsome and vital men out there, and maybe their wives refuse to touch them. Perhaps it’s been ten years since his wife touched him. People need love, affection and warmth. Now, now, I am NOT an advocate for cheating, but I really try not to judge. More importantly, I’m not perfect, so why would anyone else have to be?
There are many positive things about having an affair with a married man. You don’t have to do his laundry, do his cooking or clean up after him. You’ll get him in his very best mood, because he’s just so happy to see you! You laugh, always have fun and of course, the terrific and dangerous sex. Sounds like a freaking dream come true! How do I get me one of these?
Oh wait, your birthday coincides with a family function. Can’t see him then.
On Christmas, he has two families to visit and will be too exhausted to visit you, if he even wishes you a Merry Christmas.
On New Year’s, well don’t be foolish, he has to have a great dinner and make love to his wife, like you believed him when he said he doesn’t sleep with her? Silly, sure he does.
Oh dear, is there an emergency? Well, you can’t call him. It’s after work hours, better just go to the hospital alone.
Yes, please, hook me up with this painful, never ending nightmare. Sounds friggin heavenly.
I’d rather wait and have someone’s rank, filthy socks to pick up. Haaaaay.