So, I’ve been thinking of maybe joining an online dating site, which makes me laugh. I wouldn’t join because I can’t find guys on my own, I’m just not finding the right guys (this is Match.com’s commercial) teehee. I have had MANY online dating profiles over the years. Some were serious, in that I actually wanted to meet people, and some were just for fun. My personal favorite had a tagline that said “all you young hot studs make my toes curl”, but I was looking for attention more than a date. That was a really fun couple of days, I remember them fondly. As well, I created a profile only for inspiration for a book I was considering, and met many people that my character would turn into mincemeat. I’m not sure that it’s the best method, but I believe in statistics, isn’t that romantic?
I am more than aware that you need an extremely thick skin to do the online dating scene. Many of the guys on there are married, bored and lonely. Truly, I’m not looking for someone thinking he’s going to spice up his mundane marriage, it’s just not happening. Besides, I deserve the King of Kings, I deserve an awesome guy who wakes up every day thinking “this broad loves me, that’s incredible”, hopefully he likes coffee and bacon. Hook me up, mmmmmm.