Be a Woman a Man Wants

Be a Woman a Man WantsA man is not going to want you if your best outfit is a sweatsuit. Yes, the people from the Honey Boo Boo family probably have a set of rhinestoned “casual wear” that would put most of ours to shame, but come on girls, that’s getting you nowhere. Cute sandals with pretty painted toes go a LONG way to attracting the hundreds of foot fetishy men that are gainfully employed in a city near you. A properly fitted pair of jeans and the sexy sandals, sold!!

I know, we are all feminists, right? I can hear you bra burning crazies from here. There is nothing wrong with making an effort to keep your man attracted and interested. There is nothing wrong with being a good cook and keeping a clean house.

However, I find that guys lose interest in me because of my mouth, cute feet or not.

**throws on some cute sandals and paints her toes red.

I’ll keep you informed.

No one played with my melons, but I sold two.

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