I’ll admit it, I’m a little insane. I’ll do most things, even the embarrassing ones. I’m not afraid to put myself out there and I’m not afraid of rejection. I have hugged a complete stranger and he hugged me back (after asking me what the hell I was doing, of course.)
I’ve stood on the side of a highway with a sign that said “rent me”. I’ve also stood there yelling “you wish you were me, bitches”. (Yes, I was drinking both times.) I am never afraid of looking like a jackass, which is good because I act like one often. I do not care. I’ll knock on random doors looking for tape or a smoke and I don’t mind people thinking I’m nuts.
Tonight’s experiment will be equally exciting. I’ve got a big basket of melons so I will be back on that highway yelling “wanna play with my melons?”
I’ll let you know how it turns out.