Now Gagging On…..

Raw oysters. ok, so giant clumps of slimy food that I’m not allowed to chew. I don’t get it, can’t I just eat the delicious, fresh horseradish? Anyone want my oysters?

There are a lot of foods that are out of my “class”. I could probably spend a day just listing them. I won’t because that would bore everyone, including me, to tears. Explain caviar, I mean, why caviar?

There is a restaurant serving an eight ounce steak for seventy nine dollars. I don’t want to hang out with the people that would casually waste money on such silliness. Do you know how many pints that is?

A pint in a pub, sounds perfectly heavenly to me. Can you turn off that stupid soccer game?